I'm proud to present the Cabal of Hotness's third round of cray-cray. I absolutely love this spoof that I participate in with the other girls and guy (yes, there's one guy - Caveman Justin) from Ellora's Cave.
We put the funny in erotica. We like to believe that sex is all steamy and hot and everything goes down as planed. But guess what? It's not! We take our favorite genres and put a crazy spin on it.
Luckily, the collection of anthologies don't require a specific read-order. Go ahead, jump in, anywhere you fit in!
Blurb:
A bakery owner gets much more than she expected from her discount android’s determination to serve her. A lovelorn stalker does whatever it takes to have the muscle man of her dreams. Two alien warriors experience the inconveniences and pleasures of being forced into human bodies. A woman has always known she was destined to join the paranormal world of shifters, and tonight all of her dreams—or nightmares—come true.
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.
Available at: Ellora's Cave ~ Amazon
Blurb:
The perfect man—with the imperfect cock and oral skills. The Dom who isn’t a dom, and the man who proves it to him. The alien with dessert-flavored semen and three cocks. The older man (a kajillionaire with a penthouse in Seattle…) who has limitless ability to come all night with his naïve little virgin. A woman on a diet who craves a feast of meat and finds herself five Broadshaft Brothers who can deliver.
Available at: Ellora's Cave ~ Amazon
Blurb:
The virgin whose carefully planned hymen removal doesn’t work out the way romance novels told her it would. A busty broad doing what she can to get over her penis anxiety—assisted by a cadre of male strippers. A not-so-bright (and not so “big”) alien who comes to claim his life-mate, and the Earth girl who wants to be claimed at all costs. A cursed, mute shapeshifter who needs to pop his cherry with his unsuspecting fated mate…
Available at: Ellora's Cave ~ Amazon
...And as always feel free to keep up with all my new books and what I'm working on at: http://www.amgriffinbooks.com/books.html
Friday, June 14, 2013
Monday, June 10, 2013
Lashell Collins - Pierced By Love
Lashell Collins- Pierced Trilogy Book
2
Pierced
by Love
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Bio:
Lashell Collins was born and raised in a small
Ohio town. And although her Midwestern upbringing gave her a very practical
outlook on life, it didn’t stop her from daydreaming about romance and love and
all the special little things that make life magical.
Lashell has always loved to write and often
dreamed about pursuing her passion, but like so many of us, she allowed life
and circumstances to lead her down a very different path for a long time. An
avid lover of both animals and flowers, Lashell has spent the last twenty years
working in Veterinary Clinics and Garden Centers before finally finding the
courage to take writing seriously.
She lives in Ohio with her husband and their
two four-legged children, a Bernese Mountain Dog named Ben and an American
Bobtail cat called Spike. She is a hopeless romantic, a huge music fan, loves
to laugh and loves a happy ending.
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Blurb:
Terrorized by the man who is now stalking her, Samantha
Colby begins to lean on Detective Joshua Pierce, certain that he would never
allow any harm to come to her. And as the couple grow closer, both find it
difficult to stop their hearts from falling as Samantha learns more about
Joshua's troubled past and the fear he struggles with everyday. Joshua never figured on falling in love. He's not even sure he knows what those words mean. What he does know is that he feels things for Samantha that he's never felt before, and it scares him. But as her stalker closes in, Joshua discovers that he must begin to trust himself if he wants to keep Samantha in his life. Can he learn this lesson in time to save her?
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Pierced by Danger: Book 1
| Close Encounters with the Night Kind | 6/6- Thur |
| For Whom The Books Toll | 6/7- Fri |
| Find Your Next Read | 6/8- SAT |
| My Reading Obsession | 6/9- SUN |
Pierced by Love: Book 2
| A.M. Griffin | 6/10- Mon |
| MsRomanticReads | 6/11- Tue |
| Cristal Ryder | 6/15- SAT |
| Erzabet's Enchantments | 6/16- SUN |
| deal sharing aunt | 6/17- Mon |
Pierced Ever After: Book 3
| Lea Barrymire | 6/19- Wed |
| Unearthly Musings | 6/20- Thur |
| AJ Jarrett | 6/21- Fri |
| Tattooed Book Review | 6/24- Mon |
| 4 the LUV of SANITY | 6/25- Tue |
| BadBarbsPlace | 6/26- Wed |
| Book Reviews & More by Kathy | 6/28- Fri |
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Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Patricia A. Knight - Hers To Command
Patricia
A. Knight - Hers To Command
Verdantia Series, Book 1
Verdantia Series, Book 1
♂♀♂ Erotic
Romance, Sci-fi/futuristic, 73+K words; Published by Troll River Productions
ISBN: 978-1-939564-10-8
Blurb:
Conte Camliel Aristos deTano, Ari, has long spurned the marriage
forced upon him. Princess Fleur Constante, his contractual bride and the
beautiful future queen, though young and inexperienced, is willing to risk
everything – including her own sanity – to save her planet.
The inhabitants of the sentient planet, Verdantia, are poised on
the precipice of extinction following a brutal invasion by an off-world,
nomadic horde. Verdantia’s capital, Sylvan Mintoth, must have its failing
energy shield restored, or the planet is doomed. The Elders know the shield can
draw energy from only one thing—a very arduous and grueling coupling of two
specific people pre-chosen by the planet, Herself, and promised by
prearranged marriage contract.
Verdantia draws strength from the duo, but the sentient planet whispers
to Ari that a third is necessary – Ari’s aide de camp, Visconte Doral deLorion,
an angelically handsome, skilled assassin who silently surrendered his heart to
Ari long ago.
The trio struggles to make this surprising partnership
harmonious, pushing through pride, scars of past abuse, fears of inexperience
and distrust. To save Verdantia, they must overcome their individual weaknesses
and realize their full potential. Only the tetriarch and their combined
synergy, can harness Verdantia’s immense power to shield its citizens from
invasion.
Excerpt:
The potent aphrodisiac enveloped Fleur in a dizzying swirl as
she swallowed the last of the jeweled goblet's contents. It tasted of wine, cinnagin
and musk. The heavy door to the ritual chamber opened. A scarlet-robed man
strode through, pulling the door closed behind him. He halted abruptly,
standing motionless, fixing her with a long stare before lifting an ironic
eyebrow.
“You are my partner? You are tiny. I could break you.”
His rich baritone vibrated in her feminine places. Her senses
rioting, she inhaled the clean scent of lingnum soap borne on a waft of
air. Her senses reeled under the masculine assault of the warrior standing
before her. His robes indicated a seventh-level magister of advanced magicks.
His scarlet robe of office loosely draped a tall, broad-shouldered, spare body.
Warrior braids at his temple swept back heavy, shoulder-length, auburn curls,
leaving his high cheekbones and strong jaw in clean profile. His hazel eyes
regarded her with the intensity of a great hunting cat. You are a very large
man.
Fleur stood as tall as her five-foot-nothing would allow. “I am
sturdier than I look.”
Her eyes wandered over the height and breadth of him. Patricio
is right. He has a physical presence. “The docenti told me
that under the influence of cinnagin, I would happily service a
bald-headed cave troll. You, sir, are not a cave troll.” He looked taken aback,
then just snorted.
A sudden flush sent her equilibrium reeling. “This aphrodisiac
is affecting me strangely. I feel a little—dizzy.”
Swaying where she stood, her gaze shot up to him as he moved
silently to steady her. His large hand felt calloused and warm against her
upper arm. A strange course of electric sensation pulsed between them. My
mind is playing games with me.
His other hand held leather cuffs and lashings. She was unable
to hold his amber gaze, unwilling to betray her precipitous arousal and
mounting fear. Trembling, she stepped out of his gentle hold. Without thought,
she rubbed her arm where his touch had sparked that strange electric tingle.
Fleur moved to the glazed window overlooking the profusely
blooming courtyard below. Some young children laughed gaily as they pursued
each other around the central fountain in a carefree game of tag. Such sweet
innocence. It reminded her why she was here. She wanted to give them a
lifetime of carefree days.
“You know we must succeed.” Fleur carefully placed the goblet on
the sill and steadied herself, bracing both hands against the framing, her
heart suddenly racing, her breath coming in short pants.
“Yes. I am aware of the stakes.”
She threw a glance toward him, at his dry, sardonic response.
Her thoughts spun frantically. What do I know about House DeTano? They are
superb horsemen. “I don’t remember seeing you at court,” she said.
“Before the invasion, I lived off-planet for a number of years.
I came back to fight for Her, for the Senzienza, and for my
people.”
Fleur straightened in astonishment. “She has spoken to
you? The Senzienza, Verdantia, has spoken to you?”
He inclined his head slightly. “Yes.”
“I’ve never met—.” She shook her head. “Later.” He is vastly
more than he seems.
Fleur glanced nervously to the leather cuffs held in her magister’s
surprisingly elegant hands. “Being bound is difficult for me. But I will submit
to you.” His head tilted in question, and then his hazel eyes softened.
“Most certainly, you will submit to me. I have performed
the Great Rite many times, my Lady and though I would spare you, the
binding is necessary.”
She could not control her trembling. He moved to stroke her bare
arms in reassurance. Again, that strange sensation pulsed through her.
“Don’t fear me. I’ll take care with you,” he murmured.
Don’t fear him? Heat from
his body engulfed her. Her skin tingled where his calloused hands caressed her
arms. She didn’t understand why his erotic pull was so strong. It must be
the cinnagin.
His hard thighs easily trapped her against the marble windowsill
as he gathered her hair aside to pull at the golden cords holding up her gown.
The firm length of his arousal pressed into her back. She heard the catch in
his breath as he bared her. The warmth of his whispered, “By the goddess, you
are exquisite,” flowed across her shoulders. “Lady, you have no conception how
cruel the next few hours will become. We cannot rely solely upon your
self-control, for in every way you must submit to me.”
His baritone voice rumbled through her. Now it begins.
She would risk anything for even a chance of success. “Yes. I submit.
Everything depends on it.”
“Yes, everything.” He nipped her shoulder then gently kissed the
sting away.
“I am going to caress every part of you and keep you aroused
until the crystals sing with power. The longer you stay at the edge of climax,
the faster the crystals can draw on your energy. Sometimes it takes merely a
day to replenish their power. If you should go over, I will bring you right
back up. As long as you are able, you must deny yourself or tell me when you
approach your peak. Do you understand?”
“Yes,” she whispered. “And when I can no longer discipline
myself? If I am beyond self-control?” She gasped in air, her heart pounding in
her ears. “What then?”
Swaying, unsteady on her feet, her eyes were drawn to the
implements hanging on the far wall—whips, paddles, manacles, bars and others
she could not identify. Her fear spiked upward.
“Then I will bring you back up, repeatedly.” He had followed her
gaze. The corner of one lip quirked up and his amber eyes narrowed wickedly.
“By whatever means necessary.”
At this, her knees buckled. If the conte had not been quick to
catch her, she would have shared the floor with her robe, then all went dark.
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Author Bio: Patricia
A. Knight is the pen name for an eternal romantic who lives in Dallas, Texas
surrounded by her horses, dogs and the best man on the face of the earth – oh
yeah, and the most enormous bullfrogs you will ever see. Word to the wise:
don’t swim in the pool after dark.
I love to hear from my readers and can be reached at http://www.trollriverpub.com/ or http://www.patriciaaknight.com . Or send me an email at patriciaknight190@gmail.com . Check out my latest “Hunk of the Day,” book releases, contests and other fun stuff on my face book page: https://www.facebook.com/patricia.knight.71619
I love to hear from my readers and can be reached at http://www.trollriverpub.com/ or http://www.patriciaaknight.com . Or send me an email at patriciaknight190@gmail.com . Check out my latest “Hunk of the Day,” book releases, contests and other fun stuff on my face book page: https://www.facebook.com/patricia.knight.71619
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Thursday, May 30, 2013
J Annas Walker- Scion's Avalon
J Annas Walker- Scion's Avalon
Genre: Paranormal Erotic Romance
Flame rating: Sorching
Released: 5/23/2013
Publisher: Siren BookStrand
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Dates: 5/23 thru 6/7
Bio:
Born and raised among the Blue Ridge
Mountains of western North Carolina, J.Annas Walker was brought listening to oral history and traditional storytelling.
Her hobby of writing short stories bloomed out of this tradition. With the
encouragement of her sisters, husband, an aunt, and a very supportive cousin,
she took a chance to turn her hobby into something larger.
After acquiring a bachelors of
science in civil engineering technology, she worked
for a number of years as a
transportation designer. Designing road constructionprojects by day, she continued writing by night. Today, she writes more than she
ever did and blends fantasy and paranormal into romance storylines. The fanged,
spectral, magical, and furry have become everyday life.
J. Annas Walker lives with her
husband, two teenage sons, and her cat/office
assistant.https://twitter.com/jannaswalker
http://www.goodreads.com/J_Annas_Walker
http://www.amazon.com/J.-Annas-Walker/e/B009G2FJNQ
http://www.manicreaders.com/JAnnasWalker/
http://www.vampirebookrealm.com/j-annas-walker.html
BLURB:
Three years have passed since vampire
princess Cassy Daniels, Scion of the House
of Dracul, gave up her title to turn
and marry David Ashe. Together, they live inexile with the Council of Crones, a group of elder witches. Isolated from the
world, they found bliss. However, vampire politics soon intrudes.
Born vampire women are being
kidnapped, and Cassy’s next on the list. After a
failed attempt to take Cassy from the
Council of Crones’ estate, magical portalslead back to the missing women. Cassy and David are tasked with bringing them
home. David is sent after Elisabeta, Cassy’s sister-in-law, who is still on Earth.
Cassy, however, has what it takes to
enter the elf-kingdom of Avalon and retrieve
the other three vampires.
Can Cassy and David hold onto their
bliss or will Avalon’s magic lure her from
home?
EXCERPT:
Teasing her to the brink
of orgasm, David stopped short of finishing her. Cassy whimpered with
need. She knew he was
not done, but the momentary frustration was almost painful.
“Please, please! Give me
more,” she begged.
“Oh, don’t you worry,
sweetheart. I’m not finished with you yet,” he reassured her.
He lifted her up
slightly and dragged her to the edge of the bed. His hands slid from her waist
down her legs to her
knees, coaxing them back apart as wide as she could spread them. In a slowand steady movement, he submerged his cock into her waiting slit.
She loved the feel of
his ridged shaft against the pliable, slipperiness of her pussy. The thick rod
stretched her open the
entire length of her tunnel. The way the ridge of his cockhead rubbedagainst the inside of her body as he pulled out excited her more. He angled his body to press his
weight into her clit as he did this by bracing himself on the bed. She loved this, too. Now she
enjoyed him and watched his face at the same time.
He paused with only the
tip of his dick still inside her. For the space of a heartbeat, he waited and
pushed his way back in,
bottoming out once more. He repeated it twice, making her whimperbeneath him before filling her with his cock.
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Monday, May 27, 2013
Heidi Lynn Anderson- Maggie’s Desire
Heidi Lynn Anderson- Maggie’s Desire
Series: Welcome to Paradise: Book 2
Genre: Contemporary F/M/F Menage
Flame rating: Scorching
Released: 5/4/2013
Publisher: Silver Publishing
Word count: 25K
Blurb:
Who would have thought a plan to get the attention of one man, would have Maggie Blake taking two men to her bed?
Maggie Blake has one desire, to experience what the way-too-sexy Brian O'Malley has to offer in bed. Too bad, he thinks of her as an annoyance and not as the hot willing woman she is.
Brian has one rule in life. Never let a woman too close, but club Paradise's sassy little bartender threatens to change that rule and wiggle her hot little ass into his damaged heart.
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Blurb:
Sometimes working in a sex club sucks
monkey ass.
Maggie Black leaned on the bar and
sighed. "For a tax attorney, the man can
move."
"Hey, can I get a Jack and
Coke."
Maggie pulled her attention from the
sight of Brian O'Malley's magnificent body
moving sensually over the woman on her
hands and knees center stage. Bitch.
She'd been watching Brian fuck women in
Club Paradise for years. Every time his
talents got harder to ignore.
A glass rattled by her ear. "Oh,
Maggie."
The man's annoyed tone ran like razor
wire over her nerves.
She swatted at his arm. "Yeah,
keep your pants on."
The man cupped himself and winked.
"I'm not wearing pants."
It was a damn shame he wasn't wearing
at least a G-string. His pinky-sized dick
flopped around like a dead fish. She
bit her bottom lip to keep from laughing or
vomiting, Maggie wasn't sure which. She
poured pinky dick his drink. "Oh, you're
not? I didn't notice," she said,
handing him his Jack and Coke.
He slapped a ten on the bar and
grinned. "Always good talking to you, Maggie."
Maggie saluted, checked her watch, and
yawned. God, she wished she were still in
bed. Her plans for Saturday included
sleeping in before she had to pick up her
friend, Nick, from the airport. They
sure as hell didn't include a seven am call from
her morning bartender. The woman quit
because she couldn't find a babysitter.
It was days like this being Club
Paradise's manager stunk big time. She stretched
to work out the kinks in her back.
Working until the wee hours last night and
having to cover the lunch shift didn't
leave time for the hot bath she longed for.
Maggie tugged on her tank top, turned,
and looked at the writhing bodies twenty
feet in front of her. Brian's crystal
blue eyes latched onto her, holding her in place.
Sweat glistened like diamonds on his
skin, highlighting every muscular dip and
valley. His perfectly cut hair dripped
from his efforts. Her figures itched to run
through the midnight-colored strands.
For a moment she wondered what it would
be like if she was the one he crooked
his finger at and led up onto the
stage. Maggie groaned and shifted. She wanted
Brian's hard body over hers, inside
her. The desire to have his thick, hard cock
probing the delicate fold of her pussy
while he held her against his solid chest had
a shiver running up Maggie's spine.
Lust flashed white-hot inside her core.
She watched Brian ram his hips against the
woman's ass. Maggie could hear the
woman's cries of ecstasy over the cheers of
the crowd. Jealousy burned in her gut.
She closed her eyes to block out the
intoxicating sight.
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